"A day without laughter is a day wasted." Charlie Chaplin

     I thought we could all use a break after yesterday's seriousness.

     How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
     I don't know, but where do they get their protein?

(If you don't find that hysterical, then you aren't a vegetarian.)

     How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
     None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Have a great day.