Thursday, April 26, 2012

Fear the Turtle (U.of Md. Terrapins, of which I am one)

     Last night I went to my Wednesday night running group.  We warm up for 15 minutes, do some speed intervals for 15 minutes, and then cool down for 15 minutes.  I am so sick of being the very slowest turtle out there. I am always last.  Everyone else just floats by me.  Many are in their 20s, 30s, and 40s, but at least a couple are around my age.  So I practice my mantra and repeat: "No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everyone on the couch".  That helps, but at some point I really want to improve.  I want to lap someone....anyone.
     Then today a dog-trainer was complaining about his knees.  Another volunteer, one with 2 artificial legs, who uses a wheelchair when training, stated that she had no sympathy. She is so right.
     So next time I will mentally just:
 

and:


Maybe by next year, I'll get just a little bit faster.  Meanwhile, I'll just keep turtle-ing along.

"Some days, even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help."--- Calvin and Hobbs

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